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Monday, November 3, 2014

The Lathering, A Quest...

The moisturized fiend went by the name of Xuxu, Lulu's son and heir to the lotion throne.
"You will not take my throne!" he thundered. The balmy brothers took the golden lotion and threw it into their knapsack, the ran straight between the legs of Xuxu. They turned around and saw Xuxu pull out his staff, made from pure gold lotion, with the first lotion bottle on the end. Spraying wet, lavender scented goodness of Lulu's secret blend of lotion.
"IT BURNS!" screamed Lotion my Beardmore, a low level lotion apprentice...

Tune in next time to find out the fate of the Lotionites

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