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Wednesday, October 29, 2014

The Lathering, a Quest...


As the ground shook from under them, the floor collapsed and plunged the hero's into a black dark abyss... when the hero's woke they found themselves in the presence of the first lotion bottle, an ancient lotion that have only been seen by the creator…. Someone that even transcended Lulu… the creator of Vaseline and the base foundation of the modern lotion. Robert Chesebrough.

Yes indeed they have found a shrine in honor of this man that created the petroleum jelly. As they held the golden bottle in their hands all they did was see the bottle slip though their fingers as they walked towards the very first Vaseline case… BOOM! A gigantic man glittering in gold which seemed to be rejuvenating the once remnants of Lulu the lotion god. As he landed in front of the trio he shouted “STOP! That is MY treasure! No one will dare lay their hands on it!”

                                                                                                                Stay tuned…..

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