Lathering, A Quest

                  The last hero of the Lotionites remained; determined to obtain the gold lotion bottle before returning home.  He stayed for ten years in a cave on the Alps, watching the Lotion God's Temple and devising a plan to defeat Xuxu.  He made little progess, until one day....

The Lathering, a Quest...

The heros escaped xuxu, not by chance though. It was almost as though he let them escape. Upon further investigation they discovered their gold bottle was a fake exhausted the heros returned home, that is except for one...

The Lathering, A Quest...

The moisturized fiend went by the name of Xuxu, Lulu's son and heir to the lotion throne.
"You will not take my throne!" he thundered. The balmy brothers took the golden lotion and threw it into their knapsack, the ran straight between the legs of Xuxu. They turned around and saw Xuxu pull out his staff, made from pure gold lotion, with the first lotion bottle on the end. Spraying wet, lavender scented goodness of Lulu's secret blend of lotion.
"IT BURNS!" screamed Lotion my Beardmore, a low level lotion apprentice...

Tune in next time to find out the fate of the Lotionites