The Lathering, a Quest...

As the ground shook from under them, the floor collapsed and plunged the hero's into a black dark abyss... when the hero's woke they found themselves in the presence of the first lotion bottle, an ancient lotion that have only been seen by the creator…. Someone that even transcended Lulu… the creator of Vaseline and the base foundation of the modern lotion. Robert Chesebrough.

Yes indeed they have found a shrine in honor of this man that created the petroleum jelly. As they held the golden bottle in their hands all they did was see the bottle slip though their fingers as they walked towards the very first Vaseline case… BOOM! A gigantic man glittering in gold which seemed to be rejuvenating the once remnants of Lulu the lotion god. As he landed in front of the trio he shouted “STOP! That is MY treasure! No one will dare lay their hands on it!”

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The Lathering, a Quest...

Thank you for tuning back in to The Lotion Quest. As we left Lulu, the Lotion God's temple, the way out didn't seem as familiar as the way in. After taking twists and turns that we didn't recall making before, we had come to the conclusion that we were lost, and our lotion supply was running scarce. At that moment we saw another temple, as if it were part of Lulu's. As if there was some sort of correlation between the two. We opened the large doors to the temple, and there it was. Pure gold lotion. Most sensual of all lotions. Upon picking it up off of it's pedistle, the ground began to shake. 

Stay tuned for the next addition to The Lotion Quest!!

The Lathering, a Quest...

Entering the treasure room we find full shimmering bottles of irridescent lotion, fountains pouring glorious lotion in rainbow colors, the room smells like the essence of the gods.. It was majestic. One member of our expedition fell to the floor, we grew worried.. Rushed him through the mounds of treasure to the next room.. He stands up, looks past us & appears fine, you'll never guess what we find next! Tune in next time 

The Lathering, a quest....

This quest was one for the scrolls, which is where we heard the legends by the way, we found the dusty remains of the one they called lulu the guru "the lotion god" he was all bones with hardly anything left to identify him, our only clue was his thrown made from thousands and thousands of empty lotion bottles of all shapes sizes and scents, after this discovery we decide to venture to the treasure room, or lotion pantry to take as much moisture home as our skin desired. Please keep an eye out more of the quest is to come.

The Lathering, a Quest...

Welcome back to Lotion Weekly!! The daily lather.. Now, I must apologize for my apostles & my recent disappearance from the blogosphere; we have been exploring the alps snowy caps (which resemble lotion) in search for yhe legends of a mystic Lathering Guru. It was so cold whenever we sensually applied lotion, it froze to our pores. After 3 fort nights we found the guru.. Or what was left of him...

Check back tomorrow to hear more from our quest!!

Loashing by Yourself!

Some days you're not going to have buddies to lather with, & that's okay! Nobody knows how to moisturize you, better than you. So as long as you're sensual about it, you can still have a good time lathering by yourself. (In a non-sexual way)

Too Many People Don't Know How to Lotion Up

Me Showing Y'all How to Lotion Properly<~~~~~~~~Sensual Vid

Idea: Cinnabon Lotion

It is a mockery to my sensibilities that Cinnabon has not come out with their own brand of lotion.
What made me think of this idea is, well, I was at Walmart yesterday searching for the perfect scent to match my sensual new lifestyle & came across the most elegant can of Cinnabon airwick spray. With as curious as I was, I decided to buy it & sprayed the ever loving non-Cinnabon scent out of my car & decided that I wanted every portion of my life to be coated with the essence of Cinnabon... It's just so sensual. Lots of love to my soft skinned subscribers!
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How would life go on w/o lotion?

This world without lotion would be dreadful, full of rough skinned sorrow and hate, life could not go on "Lotion is life" that's my view on this world without lotion, let's not find out if I'm right, now loash my breatheren loash, don't forget to tweet and spread the word about our growing Lotion community.  Don't be afraid to DM with any questions you may have.