The Lathering, a quest....

This quest was one for the scrolls, which is where we heard the legends by the way, we found the dusty remains of the one they called lulu the guru "the lotion god" he was all bones with hardly anything left to identify him, our only clue was his thrown made from thousands and thousands of empty lotion bottles of all shapes sizes and scents, after this discovery we decide to venture to the treasure room, or lotion pantry to take as much moisture home as our skin desired. Please keep an eye out more of the quest is to come.

The Lathering, a Quest...

Welcome back to Lotion Weekly!! The daily lather.. Now, I must apologize for my apostles & my recent disappearance from the blogosphere; we have been exploring the alps snowy caps (which resemble lotion) in search for yhe legends of a mystic Lathering Guru. It was so cold whenever we sensually applied lotion, it froze to our pores. After 3 fort nights we found the guru.. Or what was left of him...

Check back tomorrow to hear more from our quest!!

Loashing by Yourself!

Some days you're not going to have buddies to lather with, & that's okay! Nobody knows how to moisturize you, better than you. So as long as you're sensual about it, you can still have a good time lathering by yourself. (In a non-sexual way)

Too Many People Don't Know How to Lotion Up

Me Showing Y'all How to Lotion Properly<~~~~~~~~Sensual Vid

Idea: Cinnabon Lotion

It is a mockery to my sensibilities that Cinnabon has not come out with their own brand of lotion.
What made me think of this idea is, well, I was at Walmart yesterday searching for the perfect scent to match my sensual new lifestyle & came across the most elegant can of Cinnabon airwick spray. With as curious as I was, I decided to buy it & sprayed the ever loving non-Cinnabon scent out of my car & decided that I wanted every portion of my life to be coated with the essence of Cinnabon... It's just so sensual. Lots of love to my soft skinned subscribers!
<(^~^<)*hugs* <3

How would life go on w/o lotion?

This world without lotion would be dreadful, full of rough skinned sorrow and hate, life could not go on "Lotion is life" that's my view on this world without lotion, let's not find out if I'm right, now loash my breatheren loash, don't forget to tweet and spread the word about our growing Lotion community.  Don't be afraid to DM with any questions you may have.

Moisturizing Our Wenises

Well, in today's psychology class.... We had a tight-knit group of lotion fanatics sitting in the back corner of the room smelling, & applying lotion vigorously to our legs & forearms as per usual. When a thought arose, "wow, my elbows sure aren't as sensually soft as the rest of my body." So, deciding it was a novel idea, we sensually applied lotion to the wenis of our elbow as slowly as possible. Surprisingly the substitute teacher was not impressed.... So today we learned two things: to never let your elbows get too dry, & you must moisturize very robustly to impress this specific substitute... as always, lots of love to my soft skinned subscribers!