Moisturizing Our Wenises

Well, in today's psychology class.... We had a tight-knit group of lotion fanatics sitting in the back corner of the room smelling, & applying lotion vigorously to our legs & forearms as per usual. When a thought arose, "wow, my elbows sure aren't as sensually soft as the rest of my body." So, deciding it was a novel idea, we sensually applied lotion to the wenis of our elbow as slowly as possible. Surprisingly the substitute teacher was not impressed.... So today we learned two things: to never let your elbows get too dry, & you must moisturize very robustly to impress this specific substitute... as always, lots of love to my soft skinned subscribers!

The Balmy Brotherhood

One of the main goals here is to increase the lotion community.  We want a close knit group of people who find the true art of lotion, and to just spread the knowledge of this cosmetic cream.  This balmy brotherhood is working around to the clock to bring the moisturizing message straight to you.  Lather on.

How Often Should YOU Moisturize?

I feel like this is a question that is often overlooked.  With the popularity of this blog increasing exponentially everyday, constant moisturizing is becoming more and more popular.  But is all this sensual lather really necessary to have that baby smooth skin that we all desire?  Find out in this great article from HowStuffWorks.com!

What is the "Daily Lather"

Hello all! Welcome back to Lotion Weekly, well recently I've received a question: "what is the daily lather?!" ~anonymous 

The proud bunch here at Lotion Weekly love our soft skin so much that we know how vital it is to moisturize as often as possible, but if you do not have the resources we do, a 'Daily Lather' is the minimum you need to retain a semi-moisturized skin. We would like to invite all newcomers to join us in our daily later tomorrow at 12 noon! Everyone knows how dull Mondays can be, maybe we can make then a little more sensual with a daily lather! Remember to tweet our our message to gain attention, & as always, lots of love my soft skin subscribers. <3

Glad to be a member

Super happy to be part of the lotion weekly blog now, I will still be posting on my blog found here for exploring tech, but this will be my main site for expressing my love for my fellow lotion lovers, and my soft skinned friend. Shout out to Jason for making me a partner, hopefully I can get some sponsors for us, that's all. KCCO and lather daily.

Lather up Aggies, lather up.

Apparently, the aggies forgot to apply lotion before Fridays game, losing to rival: morenci bulldogs. (Obviously they lathered before game) the scoreboard displayed a soul-crushing 65-0. You folks might want to apply your lotion right now just from hearing that score. Hopefully next week the aggies will remember to smooth up before, during, and after the game to come out with a win. Thats all for your aggies football report. Remember to lather up and lather right

Lather With Friends! 💦🙌

My boy Jason Opel loves to get a few helpings of lotion in psychology, just goes to show how important moisturizing is!! It's worth sweating it back out later in football practice.