Moisturizing Our Wenises

Well, in today's psychology class.... We had a tight-knit group of lotion fanatics sitting in the back corner of the room smelling, & applying lotion vigorously to our legs & forearms as per usual. When a thought arose, "wow, my elbows sure aren't as sensually soft as the rest of my body." So, deciding it was a novel idea, we sensually applied lotion to the wenis of our elbow as slowly as possible. Surprisingly the substitute teacher was not impressed.... So today we learned two things: to never let your elbows get too dry, & you must moisturize very robustly to impress this specific substitute... as always, lots of love to my soft skinned subscribers!