Lotions and Tattoos

It has come to my attention that some people are unaware of the importance of lotioning your tattoos. Whether it be a question of how often to lather, or whether to lather at all, I'm here to clarify.  Lotion during the first couple of days is perfectly safe and may relieve the skin of the mild pain.  I will say though, care must be used when applying lotion during this period.  Three to four times a day is the most you should use, take it rather easy.  Thin layers, smooth caressing only. No brutish massaging of the epidermis.  After approximately six days, you should begin to ease yourself into your usual lotion habits over said area of skin.

Good Lotion

Lathering, A Quest

                  The last hero of the Lotionites remained; determined to obtain the gold lotion bottle before returning home.  He stayed for ten years in a cave on the Alps, watching the Lotion God's Temple and devising a plan to defeat Xuxu.  He made little progess, until one day....

The Lathering, a Quest...

The heros escaped xuxu, not by chance though. It was almost as though he let them escape. Upon further investigation they discovered their gold bottle was a fake exhausted the heros returned home, that is except for one...

The Lathering, A Quest...

The moisturized fiend went by the name of Xuxu, Lulu's son and heir to the lotion throne.
"You will not take my throne!" he thundered. The balmy brothers took the golden lotion and threw it into their knapsack, the ran straight between the legs of Xuxu. They turned around and saw Xuxu pull out his staff, made from pure gold lotion, with the first lotion bottle on the end. Spraying wet, lavender scented goodness of Lulu's secret blend of lotion.
"IT BURNS!" screamed Lotion my Beardmore, a low level lotion apprentice...

Tune in next time to find out the fate of the Lotionites

The Lathering, a Quest...

As the ground shook from under them, the floor collapsed and plunged the hero's into a black dark abyss... when the hero's woke they found themselves in the presence of the first lotion bottle, an ancient lotion that have only been seen by the creator…. Someone that even transcended Lulu… the creator of Vaseline and the base foundation of the modern lotion. Robert Chesebrough.

Yes indeed they have found a shrine in honor of this man that created the petroleum jelly. As they held the golden bottle in their hands all they did was see the bottle slip though their fingers as they walked towards the very first Vaseline case… BOOM! A gigantic man glittering in gold which seemed to be rejuvenating the once remnants of Lulu the lotion god. As he landed in front of the trio he shouted “STOP! That is MY treasure! No one will dare lay their hands on it!”

                                                                                                                Stay tuned…..

The Lathering, a Quest...

Thank you for tuning back in to The Lotion Quest. As we left Lulu, the Lotion God's temple, the way out didn't seem as familiar as the way in. After taking twists and turns that we didn't recall making before, we had come to the conclusion that we were lost, and our lotion supply was running scarce. At that moment we saw another temple, as if it were part of Lulu's. As if there was some sort of correlation between the two. We opened the large doors to the temple, and there it was. Pure gold lotion. Most sensual of all lotions. Upon picking it up off of it's pedistle, the ground began to shake. 

Stay tuned for the next addition to The Lotion Quest!!

The Lathering, a Quest...

Entering the treasure room we find full shimmering bottles of irridescent lotion, fountains pouring glorious lotion in rainbow colors, the room smells like the essence of the gods.. It was majestic. One member of our expedition fell to the floor, we grew worried.. Rushed him through the mounds of treasure to the next room.. He stands up, looks past us & appears fine, you'll never guess what we find next! Tune in next time 

The Lathering, a quest....

This quest was one for the scrolls, which is where we heard the legends by the way, we found the dusty remains of the one they called lulu the guru "the lotion god" he was all bones with hardly anything left to identify him, our only clue was his thrown made from thousands and thousands of empty lotion bottles of all shapes sizes and scents, after this discovery we decide to venture to the treasure room, or lotion pantry to take as much moisture home as our skin desired. Please keep an eye out more of the quest is to come.

The Lathering, a Quest...

Welcome back to Lotion Weekly!! The daily lather.. Now, I must apologize for my apostles & my recent disappearance from the blogosphere; we have been exploring the alps snowy caps (which resemble lotion) in search for yhe legends of a mystic Lathering Guru. It was so cold whenever we sensually applied lotion, it froze to our pores. After 3 fort nights we found the guru.. Or what was left of him...

Check back tomorrow to hear more from our quest!!

Loashing by Yourself!

Some days you're not going to have buddies to lather with, & that's okay! Nobody knows how to moisturize you, better than you. So as long as you're sensual about it, you can still have a good time lathering by yourself. (In a non-sexual way)

Too Many People Don't Know How to Lotion Up

Me Showing Y'all How to Lotion Properly<~~~~~~~~Sensual Vid

Idea: Cinnabon Lotion

It is a mockery to my sensibilities that Cinnabon has not come out with their own brand of lotion.
What made me think of this idea is, well, I was at Walmart yesterday searching for the perfect scent to match my sensual new lifestyle & came across the most elegant can of Cinnabon airwick spray. With as curious as I was, I decided to buy it & sprayed the ever loving non-Cinnabon scent out of my car & decided that I wanted every portion of my life to be coated with the essence of Cinnabon... It's just so sensual. Lots of love to my soft skinned subscribers!
<(^~^<)*hugs* <3

How would life go on w/o lotion?

This world without lotion would be dreadful, full of rough skinned sorrow and hate, life could not go on "Lotion is life" that's my view on this world without lotion, let's not find out if I'm right, now loash my breatheren loash, don't forget to tweet and spread the word about our growing Lotion community.  Don't be afraid to DM with any questions you may have.

Moisturizing Our Wenises

Well, in today's psychology class.... We had a tight-knit group of lotion fanatics sitting in the back corner of the room smelling, & applying lotion vigorously to our legs & forearms as per usual. When a thought arose, "wow, my elbows sure aren't as sensually soft as the rest of my body." So, deciding it was a novel idea, we sensually applied lotion to the wenis of our elbow as slowly as possible. Surprisingly the substitute teacher was not impressed.... So today we learned two things: to never let your elbows get too dry, & you must moisturize very robustly to impress this specific substitute... as always, lots of love to my soft skinned subscribers!

The Balmy Brotherhood

One of the main goals here is to increase the lotion community.  We want a close knit group of people who find the true art of lotion, and to just spread the knowledge of this cosmetic cream.  This balmy brotherhood is working around to the clock to bring the moisturizing message straight to you.  Lather on.

How Often Should YOU Moisturize?

I feel like this is a question that is often overlooked.  With the popularity of this blog increasing exponentially everyday, constant moisturizing is becoming more and more popular.  But is all this sensual lather really necessary to have that baby smooth skin that we all desire?  Find out in this great article from HowStuffWorks.com!

What is the "Daily Lather"

Hello all! Welcome back to Lotion Weekly, well recently I've received a question: "what is the daily lather?!" ~anonymous 

The proud bunch here at Lotion Weekly love our soft skin so much that we know how vital it is to moisturize as often as possible, but if you do not have the resources we do, a 'Daily Lather' is the minimum you need to retain a semi-moisturized skin. We would like to invite all newcomers to join us in our daily later tomorrow at 12 noon! Everyone knows how dull Mondays can be, maybe we can make then a little more sensual with a daily lather! Remember to tweet our our message to gain attention, & as always, lots of love my soft skin subscribers. <3

Glad to be a member

Super happy to be part of the lotion weekly blog now, I will still be posting on my blog found here for exploring tech, but this will be my main site for expressing my love for my fellow lotion lovers, and my soft skinned friend. Shout out to Jason for making me a partner, hopefully I can get some sponsors for us, that's all. KCCO and lather daily.

Lather up Aggies, lather up.

Apparently, the aggies forgot to apply lotion before Fridays game, losing to rival: morenci bulldogs. (Obviously they lathered before game) the scoreboard displayed a soul-crushing 65-0. You folks might want to apply your lotion right now just from hearing that score. Hopefully next week the aggies will remember to smooth up before, during, and after the game to come out with a win. Thats all for your aggies football report. Remember to lather up and lather right

Lather With Friends! 💦🙌

My boy Jason Opel loves to get a few helpings of lotion in psychology, just goes to show how important moisturizing is!! It's worth sweating it back out later in football practice.

Lathering in Academic Center

Well, good day so far. Got to sleep in before school with our 3 hour fog delay! <3 just had 4th hour. & now I'm in Academic Center. Wore shorts today so I could lather/moisturize my legs because I feel as if I've been neglecting my calf skin. Oh well, got to get that baby soft skin everywhere I suppose! ^~^ 

Sweet Dreams

Well, it's been a wonderful day in my moisturized skin. But I believe it's time for that day to come to an end, have a lovely night my soft skin subscribers. Lots of love <3

Lotioning at the game (JV)

Well, I just got back from the SC v. Morenci game.. & the game went alright for the most part. Bad score, but at least I was able to give out some free pumps to advertise the blog! I was even able to give out some sensual lotion massages. 

#LotionForLife

This vid (video for short) shows all the beautiful moisturized people how to make their very own handmade lotion! Shoutout to Soap Queen TV for making such an informative video. Lots of love to my soft skin subs!

V-Sauce

 Another radical video by my bae v-sauce, he talks about how the 'web is not the net' hence the title. It's very interesting to see all the misinformation that is out there about technology. Great to see a guy putting it all out there & spreading truth about the world. Also I've got to give the guy credit, he's got a better beard than I'll ever grow!

Peyton Weng (Lotion Model)
Featured: Paul Gilson
 

This picture describes every aspect of my life. Lotion, lotion, and more lotion. I'm also an aspiring photographer hence the lotion model. Hope Everybody likes my new picture! #DailyLather      <3  <(^~^<) *Hugs my subscribers*

Lotioning up with my pal! (Featuring Erdy)

Lotion Weekly, Concerns on Blogging

          This is my first real experience with my blog "Lotion Weekly" & I have to say, I don't believe it's something that I would do on my own. Although I can see the appeal of putting your thoughts & opinions out there for people to read, that's not really my "thing." I prefer just sharing my thoughts & opinions verbally with my associates & friends. All that being said, I'm enjoying "Lotion Weekly" thus far. \(^~^)/